Sickest patch ever.
Sickest patch ever.
When our jam comes on
When I was younger:
Now:
Whenever my parents have guests over
When I run into someone I’m not expecting to see
And I’m just sitting there like,
When all of skinny/pretty friends keep talking about how fat/ugly they are
When your friends start picking up phrases that you use all the time
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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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